there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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