is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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