no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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