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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You pole danced in your parka.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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