If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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