He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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