And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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