No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Im part way to drunk.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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