i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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