I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
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