Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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