I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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