the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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