youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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