Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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