Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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