I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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