This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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