so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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