theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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