the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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