Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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