I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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