your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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