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I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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