If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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