You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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