O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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