I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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