did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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