yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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