they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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