just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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