is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
