Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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