I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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