Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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