Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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