Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You need a sexual gate keeper
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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