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(301): View more from Maryland

Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?

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(727): View more from Florida

Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I will fight anything that is not spinning right now

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(859): View more from Kentucky

you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.

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(646): View more from New York

you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor

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(347): View more from New York

Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings

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(407): View more from Florida

i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.

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