Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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