Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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