I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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