I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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