Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i just google imaged poop.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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