I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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