Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
she told me i tasted like america
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Randomize
