Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
