ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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