I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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