Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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