I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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