sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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